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imsoshive:

ciroc is turning into the lime-a-rita of hard liquor. the fuck y’all need 6 flovors of vodka for?

(via trillaryclinton)

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via lilcochina)

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

  • Carlton Banks: The police were doing their job. We were detained a couple hours, and dad came and got us out. The system worked.
  • Will Smith: I hope you like that system, because you're gonna be seeing a lot more of it in your life.
  • Carlton Banks: Not if I bring a map.
  • Will Smith: Man, you don't get it, do you? A map is not gonna help you. Neither is your Glee Club, or your fancy Bel-Air address, or who your daddy is. They don't care about any of that. They only see one thing.
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