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spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her


^same.
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Tired of everything. 😞

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

dynastylnoire:

jockbf:

laelfabatera:

Please make people sign this before driving. Worst driving peeve of all.

i have some bad news for you about the original meaning of this post

literally what happens when white people observe us using AAVE

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justt-stayy:

I don’t .. I don’t understand…
unrepentantwarriorpriest:

2dmirage:

True story.

As it should be.
general-westergaard:

babushka—nipples:

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

ITS COMING
THE HALLOWEEN SIDE OF TUMBLR IS

Do you hear it
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